Saturday, November 8, 2008

What? Not another one.

I would never join the military with a badger.
He can't hold a gun, his helmet would fall off.
And even if you got past that,
how would you take him out to the bars with you? He can't hold a wallet. Maybe some small bills in his paws. Maybe. That might actually be pushing it. But anyways, I'm going to say that's a no go on the badger.

"Wait, you want me to work black Friday?
Let me guess.....
You want me to work nigger Tuesday too?"

Planes fly mainly over the plains
While
White people cast white votes in darkness.

Three people went into the woods.
Two bodies came back.
Ones heart still beating.
Not enough blood to give enough clues.
All souls remain in purgitory.
Buy them on craigslist next Tuesday.

I'm stuck in this 70s folding chair of love.
Rubber on the outside,
Still flavor on the inside.

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