Okay, my fake microwave soup is waiting so I shall be quick with my words.

Driving anywhere takes time. Be sure to plan ahead.

Dying is like closing your eyes for a long time. But go ahead and keep your glasses on.

Doing things that make you happy tend to make you happier than not doing them. 

Drugs love to take you up the "good time" escalator, but once you get closer to the top, you could fall onto the addiction escalator, and let's be real, that escalator isn't cool. That shit wouldn't even fly back in college. Get Real.

Okay, must go consume bad carbs and sodium.

Snakes with whiskers beats dragons with purple blood at the Macy's Day Period. Blood. True?

Flip and reverse it.

Later Peep-holes.