Saturday, November 15, 2008

Fuck. It's happening all over again.

Monday, November 10, 2008

I was following the eye.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Have you ever thought about losing a sense?
Best album ever comes out that's changes music for ever.
Too bad you can only read the reviews.
The biggest photo ever released reveals the real jfk gun shot that killed him.
Too bad you only hear about what this "person" looks like.
On and on.
Your life is like the clouds.
One minute it's a scary animal.
The next it's a nice fluffy doggy.

Let the wind take you.
The whole world is one big prop 8 ad.
Gay as fuck.
Think about things you do when you are alone.
Do you cook a pizza and still cut it into slices?
It's only you, you could just eat it as a whole.
No need to cut it up to share.
What do you do?

WTF fate.

Can you beleive that some relationships are decided all on the fact if you can play or suck at guitar hero. WTF?

Saturday, November 8, 2008

What? Not another one.

I would never join the military with a badger.
He can't hold a gun, his helmet would fall off.
And even if you got past that,
how would you take him out to the bars with you? He can't hold a wallet. Maybe some small bills in his paws. Maybe. That might actually be pushing it. But anyways, I'm going to say that's a no go on the badger.

"Wait, you want me to work black Friday?
Let me guess.....
You want me to work nigger Tuesday too?"

Planes fly mainly over the plains
While
White people cast white votes in darkness.

Three people went into the woods.
Two bodies came back.
Ones heart still beating.
Not enough blood to give enough clues.
All souls remain in purgitory.
Buy them on craigslist next Tuesday.

I'm stuck in this 70s folding chair of love.
Rubber on the outside,
Still flavor on the inside.

Plug it in plug it in baby

Look what you have done,
You thought it would be,
But it wasn't any fun.

I came back with a black eye,
You thought I said "guy"
Made me vote yes on prop 8,
There went my Friday night date.

I'm ready for some change,
Obama should then pay the nation,
Then hand us all his change.

Drop it in the homeless cup,
They hoping just to make a buck,
Buy some liquor,
Then get fucked up.


Drive down town to see the aquarium of homeless. Just don't tap on the glass..... that is until they clean it off for you.


Learning
Cleaning
Polishing
Perfection.
Selling now for 29.95.
Tell a freind get a 2-For.
Hj.
In
The
Dessert.

It's a mad (boy meets) world.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

travel aides are handy when you aren't too familiar with your area of travel.
on the other hand,
travel AIDS are still AIDS when you are at home.
FACT: AIDS does not take a vacation.


Sunday, November 2, 2008

Okay, my fake microwave soup is waiting so I shall be quick with my words.

Driving anywhere takes time. Be sure to plan ahead.
Dying is like closing your eyes for a long time. But go ahead and keep your glasses on.
Doing things that make you happy tend to make you happier than not doing them. 
Drugs love to take you up the "good time" escalator, but once you get closer to the top, you could fall onto the addiction escalator, and let's be real, that escalator isn't cool. That shit wouldn't even fly back in college. Get Real.

Okay, must go consume bad carbs and sodium.
Snakes with whiskers beats dragons with purple blood at the Macy's Day Period. Blood. True?
Flip and reverse it.

Later Peep-holes.